“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
— Ron Swanson VIA Brain Food.
“so long as there’s a road, we’ll keep on running…” - Pokemon!
“There is no unconditional love. There is only unconditional need.” - Hugh Laurie in House Season 5 Episode 6.
“Having a baby is like taking care of a drunk person.”
waking to a scream is the best way to start a day.
“The first duty of everybody in life is to realize that they’re a piece of shit. They’re selfish, they’re self centered, they’re not very good…and you’re willing to sacrifice 20,000 people in another country just so you can go to a wing’s concert. You sacrifice the lives of 100,000 chinese female babies just so you can rent this fucking camera and do your stupid art project. No problem! You’re a piece of shit. Once you realize you’re a piece of shit, its not so hard to take, because then you don’t have this feeling that you’re a good person all the time. And let me tell you something.. feeling like you’re a good person all the time is like having a brand new car with no scratches on it, it’s a real responsibility which is almost impossible to live up to. Being a piece of shit and then occasionally doing something that’s good and true is a much easier place to be. I think that’s really important and i always try to raise my kids to understand that they’re not that terrific. And that not being that terrific; that’s okay because most people who say they are terrific… Bill Clinton, they’re not so fucking terrific either. In fact, that’s the whole ballgame. It’s about not being so terrific and accepting it.” - Kenny Shopsin in “I like killing flies.”
“They have a connection. They show each other the darkest parts of themselves without fearing the other will run screaming for the hills.
-Because they’re psycho.
-I guess. But still its an experience most wont experience in a lifetime.” nip/tuck s1 ep5
